The wrong fucking way to spell Jonathan
Hey, you know that guy Johnathan?
You mean Jonathan, you fucking twat?
by ThatGuyWhoKnowsStuff September 06, 2014
A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.
God, that guy is such a Johnathan.

Ah, my girlfriend cheated on me with Johnathan!
by thatguychris423 August 05, 2014
a type of pie
"Hey, what are you eating?"
"Its some Johnathan, want some?"
by teresaxlove August 26, 2008
a spanish boy......he is usually an asshole!
why are you leaving me johnathan??, johnathan ...are you gay????, fuck you johnathan!
by chitterbug August 01, 2007

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