Johnathan

A pretty cool dude. He’s a true gentleman through and through and can cheer you up in an instant. He breathes well and sometimes too well.If you kiss his girl or kill his dog he’ll be fine with it but not if you do both. Don’t ask him about it or he gets upset but he know how to get around some vampires. Again don’t ask about it.

Person A: Hey look it’s johnathan
Person B: IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJOS REFERENCE?!?!?
Person A: have you been taking drugs again?

by IjustlikeJoJo April 29, 2020

Johnathan

Johnathan is A handsome lightskin with big brown eyes and a huge dick

Dang I wish my dick was as big as Johnathan's

by Jrmoneyboy March 11, 2017

Johnathan

The best joestar

Speedwagon is fucking great

English lad

Fakin great

Best joestar

Suck your mum

Best joestar

Johnathan is the best joestar

by Johnathan is the best joestar November 21, 2020

Johnathan

Johnathan is a very loving person. He is very attractive and most of the time he is very playful ( maybe a little to playful at times ). Johnathans are most likely lightskinned and they always have a darker toned - skin friend. Johnathan gets lots of girls but they always have a soft spot for one girl that they will always love and care for over ever girl. They are Cutest, Smartest, Funny, Outgoing boy you will ever meet !

Omg he is so cute .
What's his name?

JOHNATHAN

by myyydictionary.com September 26, 2017

Johnathan

(Latin name: Homo perfectus) The most beautiful, amazing, flawless, human being on the planet. Characteristic of, being adorable and giggly, smiling like an idiot, and many other cute actions and states of being. Johnathan brightens up the days of everyone he comes into contact with and those who do not enjoy his company are evil products of Christian Satan, Zoroastrian Angra Mainyu, and the Yazadi of Judaism. For those who do not know him, he is the single most perfect human being on the face of the earth.

"Do you know Johnathan?"
"Yeah, he's flawless!"

by Paradical January 22, 2013

Johnathan

You're lucky if you have Johnathan he is a fine bitch as well as a jock and a great boyfriend so might as well just snatch him if you can

Ouuu!! Do you see him on the football field who is that?? That’s Johnathan!

by Xxxnottentacion June 2, 2018

Johnathan

A great guy at first sight but can change in the blink of an eye. He can be your best friend one moment then your worst enemy the next. To all the girls dating a Johnathan you better hold them dearly or leave them.

Guy 1: That’s my best friend Johnathan

Girl 1: He cheated on me a week ago

by Don’t lie January 8, 2019