Guitarist//Backup vocalist for The Summer Set. Extremely beautiful. Has the best glasses ever. Curly hair. Tells the funniest jokes. Gives the best hugs. All hail John Gomez!
Guy: Who's that guy with the awesome glasses and the cool hair?
Girl: Duh, it's John Gomez!
Guy: Oh, that guy with the cool voice?
Girl: And the sick guitar skills?
Guy: The guy that tells all those funny jokes?
Girl: The guy that's too sexy to punch the maid? (from songlibs vid on youtube)
Guy: Yeah! The guy with the Vans Eras?
Girl: The guy that gives amazing hugs?
... and so on for another decade.
Girl: Duh, it's John Gomez!
Guy: Oh, that guy with the cool voice?
Girl: And the sick guitar skills?
Guy: The guy that tells all those funny jokes?
Girl: The guy that's too sexy to punch the maid? (from songlibs vid on youtube)
Guy: Yeah! The guy with the Vans Eras?
Girl: The guy that gives amazing hugs?
... and so on for another decade.
by FYjohngomez December 10, 2010
A guitar player for a band called The Summer Set. The most gorgeous man alive. Also the most sexually fantasized man ever to live, and there a small chance he might be Jesus. If Stevie Wonder and Prince had a baby, he would be their white offspring.
by thisiswhywerehere.tumblr.com July 23, 2010
The guitarist for a band called The Summer Set. Also happens to be one sexy-ass motherfucker. Vegetarian. Pen-biter. Vans-lover. Brother of Stephen Gomez. Elevator Dominator. Majestic unicorn.
Don't even try it, ladies. He's taken. (by me ;D)
Don't even try it, ladies. He's taken. (by me ;D)
Girl one: OMG who was that hot guy with the lensless glasses?
Girl two: John Gomez. He's so fucking sexy!
Girl one: I know, riteee? *drools*
Girl two: Un-uhhh, girl he's MINE.
Girl two: John Gomez. He's so fucking sexy!
Girl one: I know, riteee? *drools*
Girl two: Un-uhhh, girl he's MINE.
by LoveLikeThis April 28, 2010
Guitarist for Twin XL. A gay icon that drinks a lot of iced coffee. He's very energetic, probably because of all the iced coffee. Wears a lot of Vans and probably lives in a Topman store. He's a very spinny boy on stage, and on the occasion chews furiously on guitar picks. If you ever encounter a wild John Gomez, feel free to compliment his pants. He loves pants.
"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."
by emoapple December 8, 2019
An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.
Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks
by RoxerMan October 24, 2014