Guitarist//Backup vocalist for The Summer Set. Extremely beautiful. Has the best glasses ever. Curly hair. Tells the funniest jokes. Gives the best hugs. All hail John Gomez!
Guy: Who's that guy with the awesome glasses and the cool hair?
Girl: Duh, it's John Gomez
Guy: Oh, that guy with the cool voice?
Girl: And the sick guitar skills?
Guy: The guy that tells all those funny jokes?
Girl: The guy that's too sexy to punch the maid? (from songlibs vid on youtube)
Guy: Yeah! The guy with the Vans Eras?
Girl: The guy that gives amazing hugs?
... and so on for another decade.