Another name for a Condom: "a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colours."
"I went to the supermarket to get some John Does and bumped into my date for this evening.. awkward!"
by YouLookSleepy July 14, 2012
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a person that takes to manny craps on the computer
hey that john doe craped on my computer
by mr bob man guy August 25, 2017
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A hacker who every kid thinks is going to hack their account. He looks exactly like a vanilla eclair which is how people identify him.
Roblox player: John Doe is hacking us
Other roblox player: No i charged my moms card 100 on the game
by Fufudy March 24, 2018
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(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.
"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
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by PhillipH. November 22, 2007
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When something is too plain for other definitive words. They or it
are neither one thing or another. Drab. Boring. Doesn't stick in your mind.
"he didn't do anything for me for my birthday...it was liike, totally john Doe".
"this soup is really john doe, you should add some salt and pepper at least.".
" I know you want me to buy a ford taurus, Mom, but they're just so john doe, ya know?

by Kmoney 801 July 10, 2006
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John doe will be here the second coming to kill everyone and destroy the earth
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
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When you kill a guy on rs with a pistol when he got a rifle
"man I got noobed by a DOE"
by TB March 14, 2004
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