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Joel Michael Singer
A little bitch. A male Karen.
An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.
Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.
Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Joel Michael Singer by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020
Related Words
Joeled • joelette • joelee • Joelene • Joele • Joeleiah • Joelera • Joeleboy2005 • Joeledford • Joeled up
Joeled
On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014
Vinesauce Joel
A Swedish streamer whos most known jokes are of a bootleg videogame of Mario, and screaming "louter, pee pee poo poo, and other beautiful Swedish words.
Vinesauce Joel by Vinesauce Joel June 6, 2019
jeleel
JELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YEAH
joel pimentel
a amazing man is joel Pimentel with a beautiful voice like omg and so handsome like I can’t.Hes also In a band named cnco with 4 other members that are also beautiful I stg christopher Velez richard Camacho erick Colon & zabdiel de Jesús joel is also Mexican :).
joel pimentel by Maya12519 February 16, 2019
Jelevendy
A term used to define an unknown number that can be readily identified or presented in its place. Also used in place of a number you will define later.
Pronounced: Juhh-Lev-In-Dee
Pronounced: Juhh-Lev-In-Dee
Example 1
John: "How many chickens are in that coop?"
Mary: "Jelevendy."
John: "Oh, okay, well I'll take all of them."
Mary: "Okay, I'll go count them. That'll be Jelevendy dollars."
Example 2
Max: "How many lights are on that Christmas Tree?"
Taylor: "About Jelevendy; what does it matter?"
John: "How many chickens are in that coop?"
Mary: "Jelevendy."
John: "Oh, okay, well I'll take all of them."
Mary: "Okay, I'll go count them. That'll be Jelevendy dollars."
Example 2
Max: "How many lights are on that Christmas Tree?"
Taylor: "About Jelevendy; what does it matter?"
Jelevendy by Crescent Omega December 26, 2005
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"