Derived from the term 'Meet JoeBlack' and the imaginitive pornoraphic tribute 'Meat Joe Black', the name has become widely used to describe a male cumbucket with a large forehead.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand