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The most awesome guy, ever. Known for his killer abs and manly jawline. Underneath his rugged exterior, Joes are kind and perfect in every way. Competitive and sometimes argumentative, but Joes always try to do what is right. An overall perfect guy who everyone adores
"I am a freshman and I started talking to a senior guy! Will everything be ok?"

"Of course it will, his name is Joe!"
by bobsatonme October 18, 2014
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A boring person that likes boring things. Boring is his life
by Snappel April 18, 2016
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A awsome bad ass guy. Someone who is willing to sacrifice himself for who he loves. Has a great humor and has fun. This badass man loves to party and have fun. This man is also truthful and loving. This man is just BASASS
I want to be a Joe
by TheUnknownJ January 11, 2015
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1. Wow! look at that joe....its so sloppy!!!
2. Oh Man, I got to take such a big joe!!!
3. Dude, I jus ate that prime rib and now i have to take such a dirty joe.
4. My girlfriend dropped a big joe on my chest last night.
by Dylan Tito September 02, 2007
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A person who doesnt keep his promises. Uses people for his own needs and then abandons them.
She was crushed after Joe told her that she wasn't a priority and then left her behind.
by Chane18 August 15, 2008
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A person with a bigger cock than any gavin
dannie: your cocks a joe
by joe2may July 24, 2011
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The security guard in every stealth game whom by murdering triggers every security guard to converge to your location.
Guard A: "Hey man, it's Joe's birthday!"
Guard B: "Really?"
Guard A: "Let's surprise him! All units converge to Joe's position."

All Units: "Hey Joe!"
*They discover you holding Joe's dead body with a knife stuck to the back of his neck*
All Units: ">:("

Mission Failed. No Optic Camo for you.
by Xekiel March 03, 2010
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