Quite probably the most colossal dipshit moron who ever held high office. Always seems drunk, has an unnatural obsession trains, is all-around creepy, quite possibly molests collies, and generally causes Obama and his other minions heartburn, stress headaches, and occasionally heart attacks every time he opens his mouth. Almost singlehandedly lost the 2012 reelection campaign, was sidelined (kept locked in a room with no windows) as much as possible.
Strong advocate of gun control, proclaims himself to be an expert on gun safety and crime, then in the same breath recommends that women recklessly discharge shotguns if they hear a noise outside (violating every principle of firearms safety).
The only reason anybody can come up with as to why he would be the vice president is because he is pretty much the best life insurance policy Obama (or anybody else for that matter) could ask for, because NOBODY wants this fuckstick in the Oval Office (see Dave Chappelle's advice to the first black president).
Person 2: "Maybe, but he's not as adorable as Sarah Palin."
Person 1: "Well, I'm glad you know what to look for in your potential leaders. God bless America."
2: I just JoeBiden'd every one of my classmates AND that midterm.
1: You.. w-what?
2: In EVERY sense of the word.
1: I think I just became a woman.
2: You're welcome.