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2020 Presidential candidate that pledged to take Donald Trump behind the gym and beat his ass before bedding Melania and Ivanka while wearing his aviators and licking an ice cream cone.
Joe Bidens inaugural address was brightened by the sight of 50 eagles descending from the heavens to David copperfield magic float him into the air before Jesus appeared to place laurels upon his head.
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Another liberal fucktard that only got to be a Vice Presidential Running Mate because he dropped to his knees and sucked Barack Obama's, Jesse Jackson's and Al Sharpton's dick.
Joe Biden got blackballed into becoming the Democratic Vice Presidential Running Mate.
by Dronner October 04, 2008
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Turd Democrat congressman that thinks he's some kind of genius. His retarded idea to fix Iraq was to geographically split up Iraqis based on their religious beliefs. He will throw tantrums and hissy fits ranting about crap that isn't true, then apologize for acting like a idiot. The only thing he adds to Obama's ticket as his Vice Presidential nominee is being a hair-plugged lunatic queef-breather.
Liberal Knob: "Obama really added foreign policy clout to his ticket when he named Joe Biden as his veep."

Rational Person: "Didn't he want to geographically split up Iraq based on religious beliefs? Can you imagine the shitstorm if he tried to pull that crap in America?"

Liberal Knob: *fart*
by Curtissssssssss August 25, 2008
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Vice President under Obama, just one heartbeat away from running the country (God help us). AKA Joe Biteme, Joe Blowme, BFD, Drunk Joe, Crazy Joe, The Idiot-in-Chief, That Creepy Son of a Bitch On TV.

Quite probably the most colossal dipshit moron who ever held high office. Always seems drunk, has an unnatural obsession trains, is all-around creepy, quite possibly molests collies, and generally causes Obama and his other minions heartburn, stress headaches, and occasionally heart attacks every time he opens his mouth. Almost singlehandedly lost the 2012 reelection campaign, was sidelined (kept locked in a room with no windows) as much as possible.

Strong advocate of gun control, proclaims himself to be an expert on gun safety and crime, then in the same breath recommends that women recklessly discharge shotguns if they hear a noise outside (violating every principle of firearms safety).

The only reason anybody can come up with as to why he would be the vice president is because he is pretty much the best life insurance policy Obama (or anybody else for that matter) could ask for, because NOBODY wants this fuckstick in the Oval Office (see Dave Chappelle's advice to the first black president).
Joe Biden is nothing but assassination insurance.
by yt45 February 27, 2013
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The current vice president for the Socialist States Of America. He likes getting drunk and revealing secrets, which makes him the perfect right hand man to Yes We Can!™ Obama.
Joe Biden: What is better than Republicans?

Person: What?

Joe Biden: MEEEEEE
by ronws23 August 19, 2009
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A term that describes one who has chronic diarrhea of the mouth. Generally the popular kid at school, although they do absolutely nothing.
Cindy:"Excuse me? Do you know who I am?"
Teacher:"What a Joe Biden"

(Class breaks out into laughter)
by shcoome March 01, 2010
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The reason no one has made a serious, concerted effort to assassinate President Barack Obama.
Anarchist One: Hey man, you wanna go kill Barack Obama, the President of the United States, create some real chaos?

Anarchist Two: Hell no! Then we'd be left with Joe Biden as President!
by TheRealRobMonty November 06, 2011
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