The reason no one has made a serious, concerted effort to assassinate President Barack Obama.
Anarchist One: Hey man, you wanna go kill Barack Obama, the President of the United States, create some real chaos?
Anarchist Two: Hell no! Then we'd be left with Joe Biden as President!
A term that describes one who has chronic diarrhea of the mouth. Generally the popular kid at school, although they do absolutely nothing.
Cindy:"Excuse me? Do you know who I am?"
Teacher:"What a Joe Biden"
(Class breaks out into laughter)
The current vice president for the Socialist States Of America. He likes getting drunk and revealing secrets, which makes him the perfect right hand man to Yes We Can!™ Obama.
Joe Biden: What is better than Republicans?
Joe Biden: MEEEEEE
Barack Obama's VP pick. Practically his whole family is dead, known to have a love/hate relationship with McCain, also known to hate his supporters. Rumored to have banged Sarah Palin and rapper Clifford "T.I." Harris. In T.I.'s song, Whatever you like, the claims he needs Joe Biden.
T.I.: I want Joe Biden, Need Joe Biden, as long as you have me you want need nobody, you want it, I got it, go get it, go buy it, tell that other grown nigga to be quiet. (Referring to Obama, supposedly.)
Another liberal fucktard that only got to be a Vice Presidential Running Mate because he dropped to his knees and sucked Barack Obama's, Jesse Jackson's and Al Sharpton's dick.
Joe Biden got blackballed into becoming the Democratic Vice Presidential Running Mate.
The Gaffe Machine himself, Joe Biden is the Senator from Delaware. Known to have chronic "Foot in mouth" syndrome. Joe Biden is better than you.
Joe Biden Quotes:
"You can't go to any 7-11 without having a slight Indian accent!"
"Hillary would have been a better VP choice than me!"
"I bet I have a higher IQ than you do."
Turd Democrat congressman that thinks he's some kind of genius. His retarded idea to fix Iraq was to geographically split up Iraqis based on their religious beliefs. He will throw tantrums and hissy fits ranting about crap that isn't true, then apologize for acting like a idiot. The only thing he adds to Obama's ticket as his Vice Presidential nominee is being a hair-plugged lunatic queef-breather.
Liberal Knob: "Obama really added foreign policy clout to his ticket when he named Joe Biden as his veep."
Rational Person: "Didn't he want to geographically split up Iraq based on religious beliefs? Can you imagine the shitstorm if he tried to pull that crap in America?"
Liberal Knob: *fart*