jochim sithong 

A term to define a little annoying child or someone whom is bothering you.

Mom: John go do the dishes.
John: NO! I've done them twice this week.
Mom: don't be a jochim sithong

jochim sithong by Glorious solitary lad April 10, 2022

Jachimike 

A human of godly descent. Impossible to stop. Incredibly powerful. Blessed with the beauty of the gods. Sexy, intelligent and as awesome as the day passes. Son of Zeus. Blessed with the gift of Athena, the thirst of Ares and the beauty of Aphrodite.

Damn son, Jeffrey is such a Jachimike.

I wish I was a Jachimike.

Jachimike by The Gentleman__ January 1, 2012

Jochamism 

A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.

Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.

"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."

"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"

Jochamism by HSstudent April 10, 2012

Joachim 

Joachim is the name of a still-living legend.

He is the best at almost everything he does.

But Joachim is also used as a nickname for everyone who are unbelieveable talented, no matter he does.

If someone, except the real Joachim, should be called Joachim, it has to be someone who is extremely out of scale, such as Chuck Norris and Hansi Hinterseer.

1: daaaaamn! That was amazing!

2: Yes he is quite talented

1: Yeah he's almost a Joachim

2: Calm down dude.... calm down

1: You're right.... There's only one Joachim

Joachim by Joggerev January 3, 2012

joachim 

A boys name for a godlike person.
Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.
Joachim is the name of a danish prince.
Common nicknames for Joachim:
Jogge
Jolle
Jogze

Hey Joachim. How are you doing?
- I am awsome thx!

joachim by Jogge January 11, 2009

Joachim 

A simp whether its 2D or 3D beings

"I would die for this girl"
"You're such a Joachim"

Joachim by Fruit punch samurai November 2, 2020

Joachim 

A big ass sexy motherfucker, he is cute as HECK and is a 1000% straight

No way! Its a Joachim, he is so cuteee!

Joachim by Damn he cure November 18, 2020