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When someone pukes and farts and the same time
Wow, that guy just Jochemed everywhere!!! Something that accompanies heavy drinking/parties.
Jochem by y2kavengeres July 19, 2010
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jochelle 

Crazy, highly energetic, and normally a good friend.
Person A: Man who is that crazy girl?

Person B: Oh, that’s Jochelle!
jochelle by RagingFireType April 12, 2021

Jochebed 

An beautiful kind girl who will stick up for the people she cares about. A Jochebed may be mean at times but remember that she's not always as tough as she acts. Jochebeds tend to do whatever is best for them so be kind to them and they will take care of you.
Look at that Jochebed.
Jochebed by ChocoChips October 12, 2010
This nigga is the coolest white dude I've ever known.
He fits in the hood just about right.
My nigga Jochen
"Yo Drizzy who is this guy Jochen?"
"He is my white nigga dawg"
"He straight"
Jochen by lonny420blazeit February 20, 2019

Jochamism 

A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.

Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."

"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
Jochamism by HSstudent April 10, 2012
Jochen comes from the hebrew word Jojakim or Jojachin meaning "raisede by Jahwe". It signifies that this person is loyal, honest, brave and good. In fact, Jojakim was the ancient king of Juda and the father of Jojachin. In the German speaking area this name became very popular during the 16th and 17th century. In Dutch slang Jochen is a knick-name for a small boy at elementary school. Many Jochens became very rich. There is a coin named after Jochen, the so called Joachimsthaler.
You date a Jochen, you don´t need to work anymore.
Jochen rules!
Jochen by Freezer1 February 7, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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