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1) a poo poo
a word usually used by a weyne
brown / beige (not chocolate)

2) insult
"nanny, please can you wipe my bottom, i've done a smelly jobby which is squidgy and stuck to my fingers."

"stop showing my granny your nipples you big jobby"

by jobbyjobby December 20, 2005
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A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible.

Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.

"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?"
"Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"
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A word little kids use to rip eachother... Also means poo
Haha your a jobby!
You big fat jobby man!
You eat Jobby!
by [Lee-Ham] March 17, 2007
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Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.
"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"
by AxelS September 17, 2013
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runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.
caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!
by ryan April 21, 2004
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Scottish slang term for a turd, used mainly by children under 8 years of age. Not only describes the actual item iteself, but also decribes the act of passing this item.
by Paul Davis November 13, 2004
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Doing some type of work (activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result) without getting paid. Therefore, you don't want to do it and borderline want to slap whoever asked you to do such a thing.
Getting up to get the remote is jobby.

Taking her out for dinner is really jobby.
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