The lucky people who are named Joanne are attributed special qualities such as beauty, intelligence and compassion. They are loved by everyone and everything thing. Babies crawl to them and dogs wag their tails. Joanne's are the most adorable people ever. They have the innocent element that attracts all men, but only devotes themselves to one special guy.
Curtis wants to share a special secret -- "I love you Joanne."

Guy 1: Dude, you know Joanne?
Guy 2: Yeah, she' fucking pwnage
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Nice respectful women, who doesn't depend on anyone.
I wish I was a Joann
by IAMDOPE December 20, 2016
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Legendary name, often associated with someone who is intelligent, fun, and knows how to have a good time. Many of the greatest females to ever have walked the earth were called Joanne.
Joanne is awesomely cool.
by generic genius February 3, 2010
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Joanne is a short but extremely sexy girl who has big boobs and a nice ass. It isn't just the appearance but also the brains that will impress you. She may seem innocent and boring at first but once you get to know her you'll find out that she is really funny and an amazing friend.
I would totally fuck a Joanne.

Man she's hot, she's a Joanne.
by iwannafuckyou2 August 28, 2012
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Joanne is nice girl, who is funny, weird, smart, talks at the wrong time, good with secrets, thick, and has many friends. She does not like many people, and she will not tell them that she don't like them. She is a beautiful browned skin girl who will always have your back. She can be pretty when she feels like it. She can also be mean sometimes, but she is a friend you do not want to lose.
I want to be Joanne friend.
Joanne is so weird...
Joanne is pretty.
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Most by the name of JoAnn are usually mother of five with no middle name and is seen as a philosopher to her family, friends, and pet of the house at times. Joann's seem to have disturbing dreams and when are waken from sleep will give show the wrath of a true joann. Yes. They are mouth breathers similar to Darth Vader. Joann's are outgoing, honest, and likes to have a good time. Joann's are old school by name and nature and like to scream the same sayings on a daily basis. They are the only ones that can defeat chuck Norris.
Guilty, you can call me a Joann all you want all day, but I still think my farts are cute!
by foreals June 29, 2011
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