1 definition by foreals

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Most by the name of JoAnn are usually mother of five with no middle name and is seen as a philosopher to her family, friends, and pet of the house at times. Joann's seem to have disturbing dreams and when are waken from sleep will give show the wrath of a true joann. Yes. They are mouth breathers similar to Darth Vader. Joann's are outgoing, honest, and likes to have a good time. Joann's are old school by name and nature and like to scream the same sayings on a daily basis. They are the only ones that can defeat chuck Norris.
Guilty, you can call me a Joann all you want all day, but I still think my farts are cute!
by foreals June 28, 2011

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