Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"
a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.
examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"
"dude that car is jizztastic"
a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.
examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"
"dude that car is jizztastic"
by GodLikeBritishKid April 12, 2009
good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.
by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004
by da jizzanatoR July 16, 2010
(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself
oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.
by thezongo December 18, 2009
by abigotti++ March 22, 2010
Jeremiah: Hey what's up?!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!
by BoredCollegeKidd November 4, 2011
something that is jizztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone ejaculate or "jizz" while thinking about it
The xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with jizztastic games like Halo 3 and Gears of war.
by the suckster360 January 19, 2010