Jizztastics

The olympics of jizzing. Everyone is a winner and gets a gold penis for WINNING.

Jeremiah: Hey what's up?!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!

Jizztastics by BoredCollegeKidd November 4, 2011

Jiztastic 

Something Extremely Awesome, similar to an orgasm.

Oh man that Velveeta Mac n' Cheese was Jiztastic

Jiztastic by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

Jizznastics 

During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).

"Great form!" Jessica exclaimed as Will executed perfect Jizznastics!

Jizznastics by cum-pony11 November 14, 2019

Jizztastic 

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

Jizztastic by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

jizztastic 

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

jizztastic by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

Jizztastic 

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

Jizztastic by Davetherave February 4, 2006

Jizztastic 

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.

This song is jizztastic!

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You look jizztastic today!

Jizztastic by lolicakes February 26, 2011