Jizzm Jocky

Jizzm Jocky
noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”

Jizzm Jocky by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

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Jizzm's

The many different ways a man can climax sexually. Or alternatively, the funny as fuck sex faces a male or female pulls during sex.

Guy 1: You should have seen this girl, she made me have five types of jizzm's all at once

Guy 2: Please stop telling me these things, i don't care about your fucked up sex life.

Jizzm's by hi11m4n August 3, 2010

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Jizz Wiper

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

Jizz Wiper by will bitten October 8, 2016

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Jizz Brick

Jizz Brick is when you spunk-up on a brick and hurl it through someones front window.

I put a Jizz Brick through the Chilli Kings window last night.

Jizz Brick by Jizz Maestro November 15, 2016

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jizz jingle

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.

And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!

jizz jingle by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021

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Jizz Pig

A game where one person is deemed the pig and strips naked while his friends form two lines either side of him. He has to crawl on all fours squealing like a pig whilst trying to escape while his friends have to jizz onto his back, head and buttocks.

We gonna make that cheese eating piggy our jizz pig

Jizz Pig by Jizz Maestro September 30, 2016

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