Jizzlamic is a super cool kid who gets lots of money and hoes
Wow jizzlamics cock is huge!
by Caitlyn Jones June 17, 2021
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A deragotory slang term for Islam.
I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.
by knightly coriander October 1, 2007
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A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.
Mussoweeni was gifted the phallic Sword of Jizzlam.
by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019
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To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
by D-Fence October 18, 2010
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