2 definitions by D-Fence
To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.
Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
by D-Fence October 18, 2010
1) A festival that takes place in which men receive oral sex from hundreds of the finest bitches around
2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around
2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around
Me: Brian's party last night was a total blowjob festival
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth
by D-Fence October 18, 2010