the first urination following an ejaculation. Some say this urination (even if delayed) can cause a feeling of elation. Can be a 'split' urine stream, resulting in an unwanted mess.
Remo: Yo man, I just got done fucking Katie and I gotta take a Jizz Piss.
Spig: Dude, watch for the split stream!
Spig: Dude, watch for the split stream!
by Spigkoque February 2, 2010
When you get done jacking off, and then you have to piss immediately afterward. A stinging pain inside the dick hole may result.
I screamed while taking a jizz-piss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the Britney Spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.
by poop April 12, 2005
when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.
by N473B34N December 9, 2008