Top Definition
A slurpee with semen in it. Drunk by anyone or anything you don't like.
"Oh dude that homework totally drinks a jislurpee!!!"

"That guy is so gay he probably drinks jislurpees every day of his life."

"That party was such a blowjob festival, the only drinks were jislurpees and diet cherry pepsi"
by doublehawk January 11, 2010

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