1 definition by doublehawk

Jislurpee

A slurpee with semen in it. Drunk by anyone or anything you don't like.

"Oh dude that homework totally drinks a jislurpee!!!"

"That guy is so gay he probably drinks jislurpees every day of his life."

"That party was such a blowjob festival, the only drinks were jislurpees and diet cherry pepsi"

by doublehawk January 12, 2010