1) A festival that takes place in which men receive oral sex from hundreds of the finest bitches around

2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around
Me: Brian's party last night was a total blowjob festival
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth
by D-Fence October 18, 2010
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