Jing Wing

It is an unwanted half-boner. It isn't at the point of a full erection and isn't completely limp. You are on the fence and you are not sure which side of the fence you are going to land on. It may become a full erection or your penis may just fall back into dismay. You may get one from waking up in the morning, or the act of a chick possibly grinding on you.

-Do you have a boner right now?
-No, I unfortunately have a half-boner right now.
-Oh, you mean a jing wing.

-Man I have a jing wing right now.
-You do. Why?
-Well, that chick has been grinding on me for a while. I want to like her but all I'm getting is a jing wing.
-Maybe she isn't right for you.

Jing Wing by Grishnog December 24, 2010

Jing Wing Ba 

1) to hypnotize one to do what you want

2) a shout out of extreme excitement

jingwinggivemeheadba

JING WING BA, that girl Jamie is SMINCE!

Jing Wing Ba by Jamsizzle October 3, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008