The most bizarre president since Teddy Roosevelt. Did a crappy job running the country, and then got praised for telling everyone to make nice while encouraging the states of mind that opposed peace.
Sold a book that sucks
Sold a book that sucks
by Anti-Carter January 20, 2007
Jimmy Carter, is an american porn actor who rose to fame on the social media outlet, Tumblr, with an exstensive collection of Raunchy, tasteless images and videos of himself partaking in crude and humiliating sexual acts.
He has branded himself; "The fag of tumblr."
He has branded himself; "The fag of tumblr."
by Grace Whiteside July 23, 2017
A man with faux moralistic ideals that often came into conflict with his policy. Haunted by his failed hostage rescue attempt he will be long remembered as a failure of a president.
by Japanadan October 8, 2004
Jimmy Carter was responsible for the 70s.
by Lockett March 20, 2008
verb. to talk someone out of a crisis as Dan Akroyd (playing Jimmy Carter) did on SNL many years ago to a guy tripping on acid
by To-ry the anal intruder April 20, 2005
The most evil American who ever lived. A spineless, appeasing, pious, preachy and catastrophically incompetent excuse for a human being whose inept micromanagement of the POTUS office wrecked the US economy, encouraged Soviet imperialism and almost single-handedly kick-started a resurgence of islamic imperialism that we are still dealing with almost three decades after he was booted out of office in a landslide. Not content with the incalculable damage he did as POTUS, this useful idiot of every form of totalitarianism went on to be the effective lapdog of islamic terrorists and communist tyrants, helping to finance the PLO, hugging Castro and revitalising the North Korean nuclear program. Of course he won a Nobel Peace Prize for all this, following in the footsteps of his beloved islamic terrorists.
Jimmy Carter was born too late to pursue his true vocation of burning witches in Salem (for their own good of course, much as it pained him to do it). Get thee behind me Jimmy Carter.
by Garth Vader October 1, 2006