Jim Raynor

Badass Terran from the Starcraft series. Formed his own rebel group called Raynor's Raiders to fight Mengsk. the Dominion, and the Zerg. Fought alongside the Protoss, had a relationship with Kerrigan the Ghost, and zapped his drunken friend for breaking his jukebox. A prime example of badassitude.

Jim Raynor is badass in three major ways:

1. He rides a cool hover-bike that shoots grenades and lays mines.

2. The Protoss think he's awesome. You wanna argue with them?

3. He don't take shit from no one. Jim's told generals, emperors, and telepathic assassins to go to hell.

Jim Raynor by Trackmaster64 August 2, 2010

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Jim Raynor

Chuck Norris's alter ego in Starcraft

If Chuck Norris played Starcraft; He would identify himself with Jim Raynor.

Jim Raynor by violingeek July 28, 2011

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Jim Raynor Law

A law written on a Jim Raynor notepad (comes with the purchase of SC2), if it is broken, then the subject of said law is vulnerable to a lot of shit talking.

This is usually when someone says that they will not do something, but you want to call someone on it in the future.

Matt: I'm never going ditch you on Halloween

David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law

*Next Halloween*

Matt: I'm not gonna hang with you today

David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit

Jim Raynor Law by TrasheyYew November 9, 2010

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Jim Raynor Law

A law written a Jim Raynor notepad (comes with the purchase of SC2), if it is broken, then the subject of said law is vulnerable to a lot of shit talking.

This is usually when someone says that they will not o something, but you want to call someone on it.

Matt: I'm never going to prestige in MW2

David: I'm writing that as a Jim Raynor Law

*one month passes*

Matt: I prestige'd

David: You broke the Law you goddamn piece of hypocritical bullshit

Jim Raynor Law by TrasheyYew November 9, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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