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a member of Stephen Malkmus' back-up band.
Hey look, he's in Malkmus' shitty new band. What a Jick!
by T Dog Jenkins July 25, 2004
Jick (n): A stupid, foolish, dim-witted, stinky, or otherwise undesireable person, place, thing, event, or memory.
2.Jick (n): In the game of Jickball, the Jick is the player currently in fourth place out of four. The Jick must retrieve the "Goddamn" from the "Jesus Christ".
"Rob you freakin Jick."
"Your the Jick Fucker...get the goddamn outta the jesus christ now."
by Rukas1 December 23, 2003
A minor deity in the Kingdom of Loathing; often used in mild threats or pleadings
1. \"Open spoilers in chat make baby Jick cry.\"

2. \"Thank Jick it wasn\'t just me.\"
by PhoenixFireRising April 26, 2005
A term that can substitute almost every word in the english dictionary.
"What the fuck is that Jicks problem?"

"Shit, I justed Jicked my pants."

"Yo, I just Jicked the shit out of that chick."

"Is smells like Jick in here..."

"Did my bitch really just disobey me? Eh, Whatever she's a Jick."
by Dilf Toenail November 12, 2010
A jewish dick.
"Hey dude, I heard you got hurt yesterday. Hahaha!" "Shut the fuck up you jick
by Jacob "money man/jazzy jacob February 24, 2011
Jick- What you call a person when you think they are a jerk and a dick.
Hey did you see that jick he totally just cut me off! What a jick!
by LilMissGambino September 05, 2011
A mix of the words Jackass and Dick.
Get the hell outta my way you fucking Jick.
by Digital_Gankster July 24, 2011
(n.) A combination of the words dick and jerk, meaning a complete and utter asshole.

An individual who has no friends, specifically for being "that guy"
You are being such a fucking jick!!!
by Grip Johnson February 24, 2010