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Jick (n): A stupid, foolish, dim-witted, stinky, or otherwise undesireable person, place, thing, event, or memory.
2.Jick (n): In the game of Jickball, the Jick is the player currently in fourth place out of four. The Jick must retrieve the "Goddamn" from the "Jesus Christ".
"Rob you freakin Jick."
"Your the Jick Fucker...get the goddamn outta the jesus christ now."
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Creator of the free online RPG the Kingdom of Loathing

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n. a filthy hippy
v. to procrastinate working on your own game in favor of playing someone else's
Aw forget it, I'm going to jick this and just play World of Warcraft instead.
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a jerk and a dick combined into one; when one of these words alone is not enough to describe the complete ass this person is
That stupid jick, he sacked both me and my sister last night, and then called our mom and told her about it!
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A minor deity in the Kingdom of Loathing; often used in mild threats or pleadings
1. \"Open spoilers in chat make baby Jick cry.\"

2. \"Thank Jick it wasn\'t just me.\"
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N. A person who lives in a town named after a bird in the middle of the desert and draws stick figures for a living, and enjoys making echoes on radio shows by leaving his goddamn speakers on.
"That Jick never gave me my damned Mr. Accessory even though I put the cash in the mail 2 whole days ago!
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(n.) A combination of the words dick and jerk, meaning a complete and utter asshole.

An individual who has no friends, specifically for being "that guy"
You are being such a fucking jick!!!
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A noun referring to someone/something possessing the qualities of both a jerk and a dick. The word has the benefit of sounding like an offensive racial epithet (i.e. jew and spick.)
John was making passes at my girl last night.
What a Jick.

My Jick of a dog pissed on the carpet last night!
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