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When you get something completely and terribly wrong.
You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad! He Jezzed it.
by Ricky Rape September 12, 2013
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When a person says that they will be there at a certain time or place, but ends up being hours late or not showing up at all.

In short; the worst time-keeper known to man kind itself.
You -"Oi lads, Jezz said he'd be here at 4....It's now 6 ?!?! The actual fuck."

Other friend- "Looks like we've been Jezzed once again...."
by Seal Scrotum August 02, 2016
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