Jextricate 

the act of firmly grabbing another by the gentalia

if you don't stop pissing me off, i'm gonna jextricate you.

Jextricate by mjaarkce April 17, 2011

Textricate 

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.

"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"

Textricate by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

extricate 

to release from an entanglement or dificult place.

Extricate your cranium from your anal cavity.

I cant extricate myself from these wires.

extricate by Stephen Lang February 10, 2006

sextricate

To free or release from post-coital entanglement while attempting to prevent one's partner from awakening.

My boyfriend tried to sextricate while he thought I was sleeping, so I snuggled in closer and rested my head on his arm.

sextricate by Yes I know September 15, 2010