Jextricate 

the act of firmly grabbing another by the gentalia

if you don't stop pissing me off, i'm gonna jextricate you.

Jextricate by mjaarkce April 17, 2011

Textricate 

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.

"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"

Textricate by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

extricate 

to release from an entanglement or dificult place.

Extricate your cranium from your anal cavity.

I cant extricate myself from these wires.

extricate by Stephen Lang February 10, 2006

sextricate

To free or release from post-coital entanglement while attempting to prevent one's partner from awakening.

My boyfriend tried to sextricate while he thought I was sleeping, so I snuggled in closer and rested my head on his arm.

sextricate by Yes I know September 15, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016