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Jewlez Syndrome 

the worst of all syndromes started on COD zombies here a young girl was struck down so many times she was given a syndrome it is extremely contagious and if possible avoided at all costs. the symptoms for said syndrome are as follows: an unwanted increase of physical gravity causing one to "go down" a lot, and the sudden urge to surf "the brown"
Steven:"hey wyatt you keep going down, do you need life alert?
Wyatt:"no man, its this damn Jewlez syndrome"
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noun- referring to the mainly Jewish population of Hewlett /Woodmere. Home of frozen yogurt, bagels, and coffee.
John: "Do you want to go to Jewlett?"
Mindy: "Of course I want to hang out with my hebrew homies!"
John: "Maybe we should get some frozen yogurt while we are there."
Mindy: "Yum. Jewlett is sooo Jewish."
Jewlett by ThreeCamelsInATinyCar January 29, 2012
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Big Jewelz 

Hardcore Hip hop Artist representing Hartford Connecticut. Made a powerful impact on the mixtape scene. P.A.I.D. INT’L LLC
That boy Big Jewelz went kinda hard “
Big Jewelz by J5 da Villan January 4, 2018
A nickname form the name Julia.

A freaking awesome person who loves pretty much anything. She can be a little ADD at times but everyone who meets her loves her and wants to be her best friend.
WOW JEWLZ!!! I LOVE YOU! Lets go and frolic through the flowers together,
Jewlz by Shmont April 14, 2010
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jacob the jewler 

a famous jewler located in the diomnd district of new york hes in the game def jam fight for new york. hes known by many rappers because he supplies them with bling
ill take you to the dimond district and introuduce you to jacob- 50 cent from the song get in my car. im going back to cali with my jacob on see how time fly-the game from the song hate it or love it.
Name, jewlee, means dark haired, funny, giving, impulsive, beautiful, dorky, strong, mother of a large family. Probably the greatest girl in the world.
jewlee by anonymous1235813 February 25, 2010