Top Definition
A stupid and senseless way for idiots to pronounce the word jewelry. Commonly spoken by those who pronounce the word nuclear as nucular.
"Hey honey, how about we go to the jewlery store and pick out your engagement ring?"

"Not a chance, moron. Hey, read a book once in a while, k?"
by silent judger April 09, 2012

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