Jew flu

When a man is only attracted to Jewish women.

That guy has to have a raging case of Jew Flu, he's a gentile who is going to temple.

by Dave the Wave April 24, 2006

the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel

hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!

by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

Jew Flu

When you become physically ill after spending a significant amount of money. Usually stomach pains.

Aw man I really want to get that new game, but I know I'll get the Jew Flu if I don't wait for a sale.

by Captain Ron's Speedo May 21, 2014

Jew Flu

Initially known as "swine flu."

The internet - serious business - agreed to the name change after Yakov Litzman, an Israeli health official, declared that the name "swine flu" was offensive to the Jewish community.

Person1: Did you hear? The Jewish and Muslim communities are offended by the name "swine flu."

Person2:Maybe they would prefer we call it jew flu.

by brotherbear April 30, 2009

Jew Flu

someone who acts on behalf of the interest of jews, israel or zionists. could be jew, israeli or a zionist themself

donald trump caught the jew flu

by SquirtHoleLoveStains July 08, 2025