"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"
Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"
Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"
by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012
the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.
Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"
Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"
952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"
Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"
Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.
by MsJBootie November 30, 2009
HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!
Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!
Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!
by Ashley, and Abby January 3, 2008
by Mar_Wood December 23, 2021