Holy god, and the the light and savior of this world. We are all sinners and deserve to go to hell, but Christ, the man who lead a sinless life took that punishment for us when he died on the cross for all our sins. That day god showed how much he really loves us when he let his only son die on the cross. If you have given up on god or if you think there is know way god will forgive me of all the junk I have done in my life just pray to god and ask for his forgiveness because jesus still loves you and always will he is the only won you can be sure of that will never give up on you in life he is an unchangable god. If have never asked jesus to be the the lord and savoir of your life I strongly recomend just saying that little prayer for him to come into your heart. I'm only fifteen years old and I've learned from my experience that God works in ways that are truly amazing.
After I went to a church camp last summer I asked the jesus christ to come into my heart and to forgive me of all my sins.
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Jesus Christ is a man who is the fufillment of over 400 prophecies in the Pentauch antr the rest of the Torah. Interestingly enough, the only Bible Jesus ever read was the Torah, he is even seen stanting in the Synagogue at Nazereth reading Isaiah 61.
Jesus Christ is our Promised messiah!
by Bishop Dr. Chris Bryant April 20, 2006

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The founder of Christianity. A jew.
Preached for tolerance and pacifism.
If Jesus Christ knew that so many people waged wars and killed jewish people in his name, he would have never let those Romans kill him so he wouldn't become a martyr.
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He is the only begotten SON of GOD. Jesus Christ is living today and for eternity. He is my Lord. He saved me from my sins and from eternal damnation in hell, and He will save you too if you only ask Him to!
Jesus is Lord! He is my closest and best friend!
by rachel January 13, 2005

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a slang term refering to a man who died about 2000 years ago. Translation: Josh of Nazarath. many people pretend to "love" him. they say "he lives in the sky and is looking down at me!". these gullible people are then taken advantage of.
political leader: I pray every day! and you know what Jesus Christ tells me to do? Just a little invasion, just a little killing, but in the name of LOVE and JESUS and a BETTER FUTURE!! I know you have to fight your heart to believe this, but that's what religion's all about! PRAISE!

silly followers: Beloved Leader! He is correct! i mean, whats wrong with killing? in the bible, people justified their hate all the time by saying "God told me to smite you". Vengefull, that God of ours!!! But in a loving way.
by Daniel Payne April 01, 2005

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Quite simply the one I owe my very survival to. Say what you will about him but I'm going to follow him and love him to the very end. He died for you. You may hate him but he loves you no matter what it is you've done. He is yours to take or to leave. You want someone to take away your ball and chain? Jesus came to take your ball and chain. He came for the straight and the gay.. liberal and conservative.. black and white.
I attribute my survival to the seldom sought presence of Almighty God. Skeptics and inclusionists might scoff at this. They can kiss my fucking ass. -James Ellroy, Crime Writer
by Paul Delaney March 19, 2005

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Lord and Savior of the Christian faith.

According to the web comic Penny Arcade, He is a big fan of fighting games and first-person shooters, and enjoys shooting people in online games while they are talking ("Chatty bitch should get on IRC if he wants to talk").
"No man cometh unto me but by...Hey, is that the new Quake 3 demo?"
by Scott Lanway April 26, 2005

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