Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...
Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.
by reid_o April 5, 2009
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Being 33 years old. The year that Jesus Christ died. Year of adventure, growing wisdom. year of fulfilling prophecies/promises
You ain't old, it's your Jesus Christ Year birthday, lots of good things in store for you this year!
Museum hopping or gorging on chocolate ice cream- any one of those is a great year to ring in your JC year!
by DayGoHug December 16, 2014
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Breaking Bad A term used by the character Hank Schrader, in reference to his wife Marie's utter foolishness in regards to minerals. Became a meme enjoyed by all fans of the show.
"Jesus Christ, Marie! They aren't rocks, they're minerals!"
by The Littlest Lebowski June 22, 2016
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A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.
John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
by TGBen December 31, 2009
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An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.
by "Pad" August 19, 2006
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Aussie way of describing the bar above the windows of the passenger seats in a car/truck. In incidents of road rage, reckless driving, four wheel driving, burnouts, etc. the passenger(s) will grab onto it and usually yell "Jesus Christ!"

also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.
As I was doing a massive burnout my friend was gripping the Jesus Christ Bar tightly.
by JustinA <3 November 5, 2009
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