5 definitions by reid_o

Jesus Christ and a half

Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...

Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.

by reid_o April 5, 2009

brain aids

What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.

Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!

Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?

by reid_o July 11, 2008

Sarah Palin

1) A completely hypocritical Alaskan who if pro-life yet lets her slutty teenage daughter get pregnant at the age of 17 and forces her to keep it.

2) The Republican VP Nominee in the '08 US Presidential election.

sxephil: Sarah Palin might not know what she's talking about... but she sure is a 'VPILF!'

by reid_o September 8, 2008

Sanddigger

A sanddigger is the drug dealer's equivalent of a golddigger.

She just wanted Notorious B.I.G for the rock. She was a total sanddigger.

by reid_o August 8, 2011

fmylife.com

The newest and most popular website to make you seem cool if you mention it at a get-together or shindig. It's up there with the "OHHHHHHH PARTY FOUL!" cliche.

Guy #1: Hey dude did you see the newest entry on fmylife.com?

Guy #2: Oh you mean the one with the chick and the thong and the golden retriever? hahaha yeah dude that shit was hilarious!

by reid_o March 5, 2009