1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson
Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!
Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!
by Markymarkle September 14, 2006
"Man, eating a Jesus Burrito is like going to church everyday for a month straight and then getting really bad gas."
by Joseph Mihalski February 6, 2004
slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.
Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"
Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"
Origin: Bored people with no life
Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"
Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"
Origin: Bored people with no life
by John Gibby January 8, 2005
by God September 28, 2004
stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it
by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008
1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
by Theawsomudkip December 8, 2020