3 definitions by Markymarkle

Top Definition
1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson

Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!

by Markymarkle September 14, 2006
A small box, with a depiction of Jesus Christ in any number of biblical predicaments, which is used as a money box where money is deposited and withdrawn on the honor system.
I couldn't steal money from the Jesus box, what with the Lord watching over me and all.
by markymarkle February 03, 2005
1. a theoretical burger that satan makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it.
2. any burger that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although satan probably could and Jesus definately could).
3. A burger that is so hot it makes you question your faith in God.
Ouch! That's a satan burger! Es muy caliente!
by Markymarkle September 14, 2006

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