Jesus Box 

A small box, with a depiction of Jesus Christ in any number of biblical predicaments, which is used as a money box where money is deposited and withdrawn on the honor system.

I couldn't steal money from the Jesus box, what with the Lord watching over me and all.

Jesus Box by markymarkle July 6, 2006

Jesus In A Box 

A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.

The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.

Jesus In A Box by Jerry November 15, 2004

Jesus In A Box 

(n.) an immigrant most likely of latino or hispanic origin, who arrived in the United States secretively. Jesus, is actually pronounced "hey seuss" in this case.

Juan said to put Jesus in a box to get him past border patrol.

Jesus In A Box by TristaJ February 8, 2007

Jesus Christ in a box 

An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.

My sister to her husband-

"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."

Jesus Christ in a box by Kizzle: The Konqueror March 4, 2009

"SLAP BOXIN JESUS" 

When you are so drunk you start swinging at anybody in sight

"If i drink anymore of this Remy Martin i'll be "SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

"SLAP BOXIN JESUS" by SUSPIRIA May 9, 2006