Jesusburger 

Communion wafer - based on the fact that the Catholics believe that a wafer eaten during communion turns into the body of Jesus. Incidentally, given the billions of Catholics who have eaten bits of Jesus over nearly two millenia, Jesus must have weighed several tens of millions of tons.

Fancy a Sunday roast dinner?
You bet, all I've had today is a Jesusburger and blood down at St Peter's.

Jesusburger by garry gobshite August 23, 2010

Jespergers Syndrome 

Jespergers syndrome (JS), also known as Jesperger's, is a social disorder characterized by significant verbal vomiting and difficulties in thinking before speaking. At some time it is characterized by inconvenient expressions during conversations among friends and family. An external observer may believe that the individual is crazy, but the expressions are primarily based on inner joy.

The exact cause of Jesperger's is unknown. While it is probably partly due to an overstimulated mind, the underlying genetics have not been determined conclusively.

Individuals with Jesperger syndrome may have signs or symptoms that are independent of the diagnosis, but can affect the individual or the family. Individuals tend to act a but shy when outside of their comfort zone.

- Hey, that dude is crazy. He is talking about bizarre shit.

- No, I think he is just in his comfort zone, expressing his happiness in a bizarre way. It is called Jespergers Syndrome.

Jespergers Syndrome by Nickolas Travolta April 10, 2018

jessburger 

The best dick trick in the book. Its when you wrap your dick between your mansack, rotate clockwise 90 degrees give em a sqeeze and your manhood has just become the "burg"

After drinking to much at the company party jesse whiped out the jessburger!

jessburger by jesburger February 24, 2008