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jersey driver 

New jersey licensed drivers who drive with a purpose...some may say they are wild and crazy, however that is what they are accustomed to. They lack patience and at times courtesy.
When your driving on the highway and you see people coming flying up, assume its a "jersey driver".

Someone cuts you off...."Jersey driver".
jersey driver by jerseygirl123 August 15, 2011

Jersey Driver 

Someone who understands that if the speed limit is 45 you need to go at least 50, can handle a jughandle, and can parallel park at a moments notice. Basically, someone that can actually drive.
Also, an aggressive driver who is not afraid to honk and give you the finger. A driver that will pass you in the no passing zone, cut you off, and then go slower than you originally were, just to piss you off because you have non-New Jersey tags.
You say I'm a Jersey Driver like it's a bad thing.

Jersey Driver 

basically, someone who actually knows how to drive. they take charge when they're driving, and know that the speed limits aren't really the law, they're only a suggestion of how fast you should be going (at least 10-15 m.p.h. more than what's on the sign).
whatever you do, DON'T piss off a jersey driver when you're on the road. you'll get the horn & the finger, they'll pass you and then go slower than you were just to piss you off. they'll also do that just because they can and they know that you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
if you annoy a jersey driver when you're driving, they'll personally see to it that it takes you twice as long to get to where you want to go.
Jersey Driver by jerseygrl April 22, 2007

jersey driver 

very skilled at driving a car; know what stop means
Jersey drivers get beeped at in Philadelphia for stopping at the stop signs.
jersey driver by a smart woman August 28, 2006

Jersey Driver 

A person from NJ who knows how to drive in the most populated state in the US yet that the car insurance companies are not friendly and will drop you if they can. Anyone used to paying 2 to 3 times the cost of car insurance that people in other states pay yet who can still drive Route 9 and not care.
After Robby graduated college in Iowa, he got a job in NJ. Upon moving there, his Iowa car insurance company dropped him since they said that "they didn't service that market." When he went shopping for new insurance it cost him three times what he had paid in Iowa for less coverage. His coworkers just laughed at him as he complained. They already knew the cost of being a Jersey Driver...
Jersey Driver by econobiker June 27, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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