When a girl is hot with looks clearly derivative of a typical Jersey girl. (i.e. sweat pants partially unzipped hoodie, sweatshirt) Usually has long black hair, is Italian. Possibly obnoxious and loudly annoying.
Guy 1: she's pretty hot
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her
by Iactuallylikejerseygirls August 30, 2013
When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.
by Rockon1885 December 19, 2008
the act of taking sand paper and rubbing it on the penis, then proceeding to cover the penis in Tobasco brand hot sauce and having a female give you oral sex.
A: yo, i had jenna give me the jersey hot dog last night.
B: ouch, How'd that go?
A: there were scabs everywhere
B: ouch, How'd that go?
A: there were scabs everywhere
by HACKAMUH February 19, 2011
a Italian female guido from the state New Jersey street black hair usually extensions, sexy ass outfits, fake tan, horrible accent, usually obsessed with Philadelphia sports yet they can't tell you the quarterbacks name of the eagles. Freak in the sheets drink slut at the bar, hangs with you until your bank account says 0, then they move on
you my boi said stay away from those New Jersey Hot girls when you go to college this year, they'll screw you over bro
by joey77wvu January 30, 2009
when your traped in the back country snowmobling or skiing. if your cold you can shit your pants to stay warm.
by Socata November 10, 2007
I was hanging out with this New Jersey Hot Pocket last night named Simone. I hit it and bounced. What else...
by Dre money December 20, 2015
The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.
After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.
by FlipDogBoy February 3, 2011