jerking the gherkin

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

by Miguel Sanchez July 3, 2003

jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting

Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

by LordBone January 9, 2012