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1.
A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.
Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius
by Stutley February 24, 2005
 
2.
An obnoxious arsehole, currently presenting Top Gear alongside Richard Hammond & James May. He is irritating, rude & insulting to most people & cultures, though he does get some things right...
...
...not very often.
Jeremy Clarkson, that obnoxious dick off Top Gear...
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013
 
3.
A nob, usually presenting television programmes of the car variety, who gets sexually excited by the inner workings of automobiles
That pompous nob on top gear
by James Steele February 07, 2005