being jennifercore is a disease that means you exhibit 3 or more of these symptoms:
1. writing aesthetic notes
2. loving duolingo
3. being clumsy
4. always being hungry
5. an extreme need to learn chinese
6. a disinterest in anything that doesn't involve duolingo or green or owls
7. finishing your work really fast but never turning it in
8. always wearing black bottoms
9. suddenly needing braces
10. an inexplicable need to curl your hair
11. being a skinny legend
12. needing the tiniest phone ever
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.