HASS a MASIVE penis, the biggest you will ever see. Makes almost anything he does, never be satisfied again. Just the most awesome person ever. More awesome than Barney Stinson and get more girls. Could do up to 3 girls at a time with his massove willy. If I was a guy trying to compete with a Jeffrey I would give up. He is to perfect and awesome. I envy anyone who knows a Jeffrey.
Finn: who is that loser

Goegre: how dare you... That is a jeffrey

Finn: I didn't know... I am the loser *faints*
by qwertyuiop123poiuytrewq321 November 13, 2013
The hottest, sexiest, most cutest man alive. He's very good with the ladies, and a good kisser, too ;). He is very funny and could cheer you up at any time. No matter what, a Jeffrey will be there for you no matter what. P.S. they usually have big butts too ;D
Dammnnn, look at that Jeffrey walk down the hall!
by ghettopotato February 19, 2015
The new breed of seagull.
I am a Californian bird watcher and I have spotted a wild Jeffrey in its natural habitat.
by Birdman02 July 24, 2014
A mythical being who in fact is real. Has the ability to breathe fire and due to this often avoids kissing. He also has the ability to ignite fire in those who are enamored with him just by a touch or a look. Often represented by a buff body with shoulders to swoon. Be careful about being close to him for it is often hard to pull away.. kind of like velcro. Very intelligent and gregarious so most often ladies tend to flock to him. When he captures a ladies heart he has the ability to break it very easily so proceed with caution.
Jeffrey is such a Dragon Boo.
by Rose Fox January 21, 2015
Disgusting human being. Has poopy fingers. You can definitely smell Jeffreys from a mile away. Jeffrey is definitely a seaman. Any man will love him.
Jeffrey is my brother
by willhoitemk December 25, 2014
N; A fat kid who eats paste, generally in the back row of the classroom

Alt; N; The rich, unlikeable neighbor in any sitcom
Jeffrey! Take your finger out of your nose and your hand out of the paste and pay attention!!
by JTCal August 28, 2013
A cocktail of drugs rolled up in a joint that includes, pot, heroin, bits of e, methodone, and angel dust.

Its called a Jeffrey to make it sound harmless. This term comes from the movie Get Him to the Greek.
person #1: Pass Steve the Jeffrey, he needs to relax.

Steve: Oh my God what's in a Jeffrey, I'm going to have a heart attack!
by chipworthington June 09, 2010

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