Very thin short man cheers for 50 teams his team will never qualify for the ucl has a crush on ludwig
by Joe who ? May 18, 2021
Hes kinda a nice guy but dont date him because if you break up with him he'll go jeffery dahmer on yo ass.
Jeffery's new girl: Jeffery is so sweet.
His ex girl: He can be. You know how i lost this finger tho right?
His ex girl: He can be. You know how i lost this finger tho right?
by im in champain April 27, 2020
Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.
Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.
Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.
Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?
Adonis: He totally is.
by ZyzzIsMyGod June 24, 2022
Someone who is incredibly smart, handsome, funny, and charismatic person who would beat the shit out of Oswaldo G for being a asshole and not reading Tokio Hotels break up note and being a bitch about it to random people on Snapchat.
by Jeff Cockenberg October 7, 2023
To short cut like a boss, be led or lead to a place of unspeakable possibilities, fastest way to awesomeness
by Fakejoote July 3, 2015
Has the charm it takes to steal the heart of just about any girl who he talks to, has the ability to control her with his words and shows no emotions. Will cheat, lie say anything to get and keep her attention, he never cares what the outcome of his action as long as he is getting what he wants.
by Socialbutterfly23 May 17, 2023
You're lucky and blessed if you have a Jeffery Ronald Antony Francias with you. He's best at singing and dancing. His dishes would leave you awestruck. He's a great chef. His partner is so much blessed. He is rare. And he has 6 pieces of dark chocolate below his chest. He is hard and hot. He acts the cutest to his close ones. After all, he is a gem.