The correct spelling of the name is Jeff, not Geoff. Beware what you say around a Jeff, for that they have perfected the art of sexual innuendo. Has a heightened awareness of people of the gay persuasion due to a inherently perfected gaydar system. Requires very little sleep. Has a strong adversity to unclean bar-ware. Has been know to spot monkeys eating bananas from several klicks.
Don't talk about what a vaccum does or what you do with a screwdriver around a Jeff. Never describe something as big and black.
by eshnirvicks December 12, 2019
The best person you’ll ever meet. The most genuine and the most sweet. If you know a Jeff, your probably one of the luckiest people ever. They give the best compliments and always know how to make you happy. They can put a smile on your face at any time and have the best sense of humor let me tell you. Also don’t forget, extremely handsome lol. A Jeff is an easy one to fall in love with, very charming and amazing. Just whatever you do, keep Jeff for as long as long as possible.
by greytiger18 October 8, 2019
The absolute coolest dude. Usually had brown hair and freckles but he's still the coolest.
He just has it.
He just has it.
by thepersonwhorocks October 22, 2011
A "creature" who's power cannot be matched. Strongest and smartest thing on this planet, leader of the winners.
by Young freeze May 10, 2009
by LP41 April 3, 2010
A wonderful, cool, athletic boy who is best friends with everybody and has great knowledge of everything in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
by Future Superstar January 28, 2009