Jeefing

The male equivalent to queefing (fanny fart): The release of gas from the japs eye of ones penis...

fuckin hell lloyd, stop jeefing on my lips, it smells like smegma you freak

by Lloyd Adam August 2, 2007

Jeefing

Sweat from genital area. Implying someone is getting stressed about a normal, completely acceptable activity.

Ey paps stop jeefing, it's just a vape!

Why is he stressing about it? I can smell the jeef.

by in the Dictionary February 4, 2020

jeef

god of ganja

jeef says "the future is green"

by Jeef Himself June 4, 2003

jeef

Cannabis, pot, weed, grass, joy sticks, reefer, boo, smoke, dope.

Can you get me some jeef?

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

jeefe

n.: (JEE-f.) british slang for "fool"; a nincompoop, an idiot.

v.: (JEE-f'd)displaying prominent foolishness.

proper noun: Jeefe McGibbons; a Welsh Hick. The epitome of jeefe-ness. The Town Goof could be described as a Jeefe McGibbons.

"You got that one wrong? You silly jeefe, you!!"

"Boy! I really jeef'd that one!"

"Jeefe McGibbons is such a... (for lack of better term) jeefe!"

by Gillian & Aleksandra April 8, 2008

jeefed

To be incorrectly accused, or to have said something which has no relevance to the matter.

I was jeefed by my teacher, for doing my homework.

by Finbo September 13, 2005

Jeef

To laugh so hard your asshole fires like a machine gun

i just jeef'ed

by Garouken December 22, 2018