two of the most beautiful people ever to walk the planet.
John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes and Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes
Known for their AMAZINGLY high hair and GORGEOUS personalities.
John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes and Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes
Known for their AMAZINGLY high hair and GORGEOUS personalities.
by person number one February 19, 2010
The blended word formed from the Xfactor finalists, 18 year old twins, John and Edward Grimes, with their spiked up electric style quiffs.
1. I love Jedward! Jedward to win, dude!
2. God, your hair is such a Jedward hair-do today! Lay off the gel.
2. God, your hair is such a Jedward hair-do today! Lay off the gel.
by MCLIVV December 13, 2009
The Irish twins, also known as John and Edward Grimes, are famous because of their fabulous quiffs, dazzling personalities and their ability to turn tedious, lacklustre “music” into unbelievably heartening, classy Pop. The 18 year old boys are uniting people and nations as we speak, and they have an endless number of followers, all of which find themselves with an inescapable form of Obsessive Jedward Disorder, resulting in wondering off topic when speaking; the use of the word ‘deadly’ a lot more often and the uncontrollable need for cereal. Jedward have many nicknames, including ‘Jedders’, ‘The Jed’ and ‘Eddie and JJ’. Also, if you hear someone using the words ‘hottest boys on the planet’, they are most probably talking about the twins.
Nothing can beat the unstoppable force that is Jedward.
Nothing can beat the unstoppable force that is Jedward.
Girl No.1: "Woww, i just met the most perfect guy in the world!"
Girl No.2: "Omg, you met a Jedward?!"
Girl No.2: "Omg, you met a Jedward?!"
by ChasingGeorge February 4, 2010
An officer of the British Army, who in the late 1800s journeyed with a merry companion across Afghanistan to Kafiristan ("land with no gods"), went up the first chief he met and said, "Would you like to defeat your enemies?" "Of course!" He said. Jedwards made him king, and then deposed him, and looted the country six ways from Sunday.
by Michael Caine April 28, 2003
a quote or tweet from jedward which shows their completely random and cool take on everyday things. No one else can even begin to think of similar things.
Some of my favourite jedwardism's:
What makes people have curly hair? And people having straight hair? Did god have a curling machine thing
Probably the gravity’s pushing down on all the plumbing and that’s why there is no water up here
THE QUEEN IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE NEED TO MEET YOU! WE THINK YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW HOW TO WAVE SO GOOD AND YOU OWN THAT TEA DRINKING
Who is ever scared of a kettle? it boils water so scary, what if the steam is the water crying we need to save the water it has feelings
What makes people have curly hair? And people having straight hair? Did god have a curling machine thing
Probably the gravity’s pushing down on all the plumbing and that’s why there is no water up here
THE QUEEN IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE NEED TO MEET YOU! WE THINK YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW HOW TO WAVE SO GOOD AND YOU OWN THAT TEA DRINKING
Who is ever scared of a kettle? it boils water so scary, what if the steam is the water crying we need to save the water it has feelings
by jedward loving freak February 19, 2011
the combination name of John and Edward, two irish joke contestants of the X factor 2009. no words can describe the absolute hatred and loathing the viewer feels as soon as their little smiley twatish faces are seen on saturday/sunday night. they remain to exist in the competition because biased irish prick of a judge Louis Walsh noticed their familiar accents and said that they "have potential", but the reason they remain in the competition is a mystery, whether its if people like listnening to classic Queen songs get murdered by these talentless gimps or its good ol' fashioned desire to see them crushed as they get further and further into the competition before failing at the end, i dont know
person 1 :"you know who i really want to Knock the fuck out?"
person 2 :"dunno, Jedward?"
person 1 :"yeah they're twats"
person 2 :"dunno, Jedward?"
person 1 :"yeah they're twats"
by Yaksik November 5, 2009
One helluva MOTHERFUCKER who knows how to do FREESTYLES and likes to TALK ABOUT HIS 19382818 EXES. Is a tryhard and bad at commitment. Born in pakistan to indian parents.
by anoboneeimportanty December 9, 2019